Obscenely crappy survey because I’m incredibly bored:
01. Your name plus “y”:
Laureny. Teehee. Silly.
02. Two feelings at the moment?
Obscene…sexified…intense…aaaaaand PUMPED for RENT.
03. What are you listening to right now?
04. A part of a song lyric that’s in your mind:
THE MUSIC IGNITES TONIGHT WITH PASSIONATE FIRE. ❤ (Haha sorry that song is playing right now)
05. Describe where you are right now?
In the sexy computer room…duh.
06. What was your highlight of the week?
what a crappy week it was….DEFINATELY Jeremy’s face when he walked
through the door last night…how happy he was…awwwww. He was so
07. What are you craving right now?
SEX. mmmm and food. and…..mat. and SEX.
08. Any unforgettable childhood memory?
sex with Emlyn? Childhood? Define childhood….I’d go with…my
brothers. Just. My brothers….awww Christmas mornings. And the first
time I…had…sex. No. Definately going with when Emlyn and I ran
around naked in the backyard in the rain. Mmm. Definately.
09. A not-so-good childhood memory?
I randomly remembered walking around in the dark when I was
young…after a snowday…all alone in the snow…because none of my
brothers would play in the snow with me…they had gotten too old.
10. What are your nicknames?
Teehee. Wow. A bunch…Ren…Spice…Laur…Sexpot…Whore…Banjo…
Elphie…SEX…Mei…Indy…JANE! haha wow. Good times.
11. Your three plans for tomorrow?
3? SEE RENT. Sex with Emlyn…Eat. And…NOT go to school.
12. Your three plans for today?
Randomly dance around the house in my underwear. Strip at a local bar.
Harass old men with canes. Bomb Iraq. Forcefully take over a pirate
ship and loot their treasure. That’s pretty much it.
13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Of course. And it’s NOT Dan. *Smiles to self*…
14. Do you party?
I’M A FUCKING PARTY ANIMAL. SEX ME.
15. Ever gotten drunk:
Dot dot dot.
17. Say something to the person who sent you this:
What the fuck? I stole it from a whore. So…You’re a whore?
18. Mary has her little lamb. What do you want?
That’s such an amazing question. Heh. I want…many things. I want to get to the other side of a rainbow.
20. Say anything you like to whoever is reading your answers:
WANT YOU. Um. No one reads my xanga…so…that’s sort of…ya. And if
you are…that’s creepy…and if you’re Ms. Donati…FUCK YOU. And
um…if you’re my mom…I like…your….cooking. And if you’re
Caroline…I LOVE YOU YOU’RE MY HERO. Alright. That was fun.
21. Are you feeling hungry?
*Munch munch munch*
22. Whom do you miss right now?
Isn’t it obvious. Wow. I miss SO many people. I miss Dan. Of course.
But I miss Mat more. I don’t miss Emlyn anymore haha…because she’s
like 10 feet away…Ok I seriously miss Niall. I mean I miss being his
friend. I miss Sarah. Wittle hottie. I miss having REAL friends. I
desperately miss Rob. Being his friend I mean. And as of this
moment…I miss……________. But I’ll see him soon…so it’s ok.
23. Last friend you talked to online?
Ugh. Let’s go with Mat…cuz no one else is really my friend. Heh.
25. What do you like about night?
I LOVE IT ALL. I love the darkness…and the quiet…and the flickering
lamp post that sits outside my window. And the….sex. And the danger.
But mostly the sex.
ahahaha this is what the person I stole it from had written…it’s so obscene:
lights and thinking about if they were all suddenly exstinguished and
the whole city was in complete darkness…wow. And if the people
suddenly started turning into zombies and Bill and I would have to slay
the many lost souls, bill being my dog, and oh man, it’s so nuts crazy
that’s why I like to go for walks after dark with bill cause
imagination can run wild.
26. If you were on a farm.. what would you want to see?
Animals having wild sex. And a moose. Hhahaha “I was charged by a moose once”
27. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
No joke. I had it all planned out…and I was going to be a gymnast,
dancer, soccer player, doctor, teacher, writer, singer, actress,
president, director, mom, rockstar, fireman, vet, spy, assasin,
superhero…everything. How very me, eh? Oh man. I even wanted to be a
brain surgeon. I was sort of messed up. There was more..I don’t even
remember now…I had it planned out for certain amount of years
each…I remember telling my mom and her just sort of being confused
and suspicious. Now I just want to survive.
28. Last gift?
Huh? O MAN: A TUB OF PURE PETROLEUM JELLY. No
joke. We got it for Jeremy for his birthday last night. It was so cute.
Plus the other 26 items in the “WHAT THE FUCK bag” It was awesome.
30. Do you play an instrument?
31. What song did you last hear?
Another Day- Rent…UGH UGH. I’m abusive.
32. your good luck charm?
does that mean? Haha. Um. Mat. Emlyn. Or…my necklaces. Or…just my
jewelry overall…my rings. Or my…only…pair of jeans.
33. person you hate most?
Aw. You know…I don’t even hate anyone right now. But to be completely honest…the people that are pissing me off the MOST right now are actually….my best friends. Shh.
Oh. Except Rob and Campbell definately make it to the top of the hate
list…along with…Well. Ya. I’d say Eminem…and Bush. Or something
34. who makes you laugh the most?
My hoes. No
um…Hmmmm. Good question…Emlyn and Jeremy…not because they’re so
funny…but becasue with them…I just can’t stop laughing…we’re
fiesty laughing machines. And I’m not gonna lie…Dan Reiss.
35. makes you smile?
I can’t disclose that information. Well…MARK. Haha. Mat. Emlyn. Wow.
I need more friends. Idina Menzel. Jmo. Erica. Haha Connor. Ms. Ohm.
CAROLINE KEHOE. Jackie Benowitz.
But I have to say…that Campbell definately has the greatest smile…of…anyone. Teehee. When he’s not being an ASS.
36. who has a crush on you?
What the fuck kind of a question is that? God.
YAY I LOVE WASTING TIME.
These kind are WAY too hard…I can’t handle it.
[ 10 favorite bands ] AHHH I COULD NEVER DO THIS. I’ll just list completely random ones I see on my itunes as I scroll. Sound good? Good.
02. Uh…wtf? Um…The Spill Canvas?
04. Death Cab?
05. That is seriously the worst question ever.
06. Straylight Run?
07. Bright Eyes?
09. Postal Service??
10. I give up.
[ 9 favorite movies ] AAAH! THIS IS HORRIBLE!
01. I can’t pick 9. That’s just cruel.
06. Hot movies.
07. Moulin Rouge?
08. Love Actually?
[ 8 best friends ] That’s so horrible.
[ 7 favorite TV shows ]
01. Babylon 5
03. Emlyn’s cooking
04. Will and Grace
05. Crappy MTV and VH1 shows
06. The Office
07. Dude…the Muppet Show.
[ 6 little known facts about you ]
01. I have sex…ALL the time.
02. I actually have really strange views about sex…ask Jeremy.
03. I waste so much time….masturbating.
04. Dude I’m lazy…but everyone knows that.
05. Five is a hot number.
06. I’m a lesbian.
[ 5 favorite foods ]
02. GOOD FOOD.
03. “Vinegar…cuz…I like things distilled.”
Every single day…I walk down the street…ever since puberty
everybody stares at me…boys, girls I can’t help it…Hahaha sorry
listening to Take Me or Leave Me.
[ 4 people youve kissed ]
01. Good question.
03. Jeremy Mantell.
04. Boys have cooties.
[ 3 future goals ]
01. Oooo future. Freaky.
02. Having sex…with…Bob Piel.
03. Dude. Finding my soulmate.
[ 2 things you hate ]
01. High schoolers.
[ 1 quote to live by ]
01. NO DAY BUT TODAY
WOW. THAT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE HARDEST THING I’VE EVER DONE. It took me like 4 hours…and I didn’t even fill half of it in.
1. What was the last talk show you watched? The sexy one…
2. What kind of shampoo do you use and why did you buy it? Dude that Aussie stuff cuz Australians kick ass…no but Garnier Fructis will always be close to my heart haha.
3. What is your favorite symbol when you press shift on 0-9? What? Uhhh…$ cuz thats GANGSTA.
4. Dr Seuss is the shiz, so what is your favorite book by him? DR. SEUSS IS MY HERO. Wow. Um. That one about…life…and OMG JUMP ON POP. Emlyn and I have sex with that book.
5. On a scale of 1-856 how bored are you right now? 525,600 (No joke…RENT)
6. Do you have a favorite commercial right now? THAT
ONE. Ugh Choxie man…and the storm trooper that blows up that
thing…and totally…um…the one with the AMISH PEOPLE! YES.
7. Who was the last person who called your house? probably amy or sam.
8. What is your math teacher’s last name? Davis…sketchy question.
9. Go get the mail…did you or your parents get any bills? I’d…rather…not.
10. Which show is gayer Score or Date my Mom? Jigga what? Wait what’s score again? The one that’s more…homosexual. Go with that one.
11. Are you described as sarcastic? What does that even mean haha?
12. Name 5 parts of a car…DO IT! I AM A CAR….RIDE ME.
13. WOWZA you just got pregnant with a boy and girl NAME THEM NOW! Hobo and fetus.
14. Omg look Catherine Zeta Jones is at your door…what do you do? RAPE HER. And then burst into song.
15. What was the last thing you wanted really bad? To be banged by Emlyn. And backman. Tear. And to rape Daniel Radcliffe. *Drools*
16. The last letter of your crushes first name? Dude that sucks. Fine. L.
17. Biznatch is a funny word that i say all the time…do you have a word you say a lot? OMG
YES. LET’S LIST. Um. Obscene, obese, intense, beasty, AWKWARD, sketchy,
swell, shucks, and…RAPE ME. Wow I just don’t remember them all right
18. What is the tempature right now? What does that even mean? It’s steamy.
19. Have you ever had boxed mashed potatoes? ….Wouldn’t you like to know…
20. Do you have a favorite xanga smiley? OOO. Maybe. Sad..I don’t really use them anymore…but let’s go with… cuz it’s labeled WTF.
21. If you told your friends tomorrow you wanted to be gangster what would they do? OMG
OMG. THEY WOULD TOTALLY RAPE ME…BECAUSE I ALREADY AM A GANGSTER…OUR
GANG IS CALLED “TREE AXE FO YO MOUF” AND I’M THE TREASURER. Erica and
Jmo are the Pimps and Pimpette. JOIN. SPREAD THE BLING.
22. Have you ever slept on a trampoliene? Ooooo sounds kinky.
23. At any graduation you had did you have ballons? That’s private information.
24. Can you sleep at night without blankets? …Can you? Ya I’m sure I can.
Shouldn’t the really small states form one big state to save the
problems of labeling them on the lines sticking out from them? Um. No. Small states are beasty.
26. What are your opinions about Pretty Ricky and Fall Out Boy? My opinion? They make music.
27. Name one guilty pleasure for kicks. Hmmmm…Bondage.
28. Do you have plans tomorrow? RENT!
29. Spin around three times really fast. How do you feel? Pregnant.
30. Which is scarier, CLOWNS or MIMES? I LOVE THEM. AND MIMES ARE MY SEXPOTS. I’d say Mrs. Fox on opium would be scariest. Or the image of someone banging Ms. Cip. Ew.
I don’t care about your name, so let’s skip that, ok?: Teehee.
Instead, what’s the best thing anyone has ever called you?: Probably things Rob called me over the summer.
old do you feel?: I don’t have an age. I just exist.
How old do you look?: Everyone thinks I’m in college. Like seriously…EVERYONE.
How tall is your best friend?: Well Mat’s a shorty…and Emlyn’s a BEAST. Like…tall.
What color are your father’s eyes?: I don’t even know. Oh yes. Yes I do. Green. The ONLY thing he left me.
do you wish you lived?: SOMEWHERE BEASTY. Like. OMG LITHUANIA JEREMY.
Heh. In the ghetto. Actually…in Japan…or England…or something
A Bit Deeper Now…
Do you remember your dreams?: Sometimes…
so, tell me the one that disturbed you the most: Wow. I don’t remember.
Probably the sketchy one with Dan and then the random Emlyn going
missing…ya I don’t really remember.
How about the one that made you feel really good?: Uh. Sex fantasies with Radcliffe…DUH.
When you were a child, did you have very vivid nightmares?: I don’t…think so.
If so, do you remember them even now?: Of course.
Were you ever betrayed by someone you trusted implicitly?: Yes.
What do you do when you’re home alone?: Computerize…sleep…masturbate…stare out the window…slice things.
do you think about when you are trying to fall asleep at night?:
Teehee. Whoever I’m in love with…and my AWESOME fantasies. I really
should start writing them down.
Do you fall asleep easily?: Eh. Sort of.
Who is the one person you could never forget?: Honestly…probably…Mat. Or Dan.
Who do you trust the most?: I’d have to say Mat. Wow. Mat needs to die.
Tell Me Your Secrets…
Are there things that you’ve never told another human being?: Of course.
If so, have you ever even written them down?: I don’t think so…
Have you ever been deeply hurt by a friend?: YES. Alot recently.
so, have you ever *really* forgiven them?: Not yet.
Are you a virgin?: …Perhaps…
How do you feel about that?: I FEEL I NEED SEXIN’ UP.
Is there anything that you really regret doing?: Hm. I’d have to say yes. But I don’t dwell on it.
How about *not* doing?: Ya. Wittle Danny. Actually I don’t regret that…I just regret that it never worked out.
We’re Really Deep Now…
What frightens you the most in the whole world?: Heh. This survey.
Have you ever contemplated suicide?: No.
you ever tried to commit it?: Never.
Would you donate an organ to your best friend?: Of course.
What if it meant you’d die, but they would die without it?: Oh man. I totally want to be a hero. Yes.
What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?: This past year.
Are you afraid of death?: No.
What do you think happens afterwards?: …Sex?
Are you a religious person?: Not anymore.
What *do* you believe?: I believe in love. I believe in the individual. I believe in hope.
What are you passionate about?: So many things. Love. Art. Writing. Theatre. Music.
Do you carry a lot of guilt?: I can’t tell.
Would you carry a gun?: No…
Do you have a lot of anger?: Not exactly…No.
Have you ever thought you were going crazy?: Heh. Ya…and half of New Jersey agrees with me.
Have you ever thought that maybe you ARE? and this is all in your head?: Ya. Of course.
Do you believe in coincidences?: Maybe.
Why?: Why not
How did you like this survey?: It was…intense. Deep man.
The last movie you watched?: Dude. I don’t actually remember…NO WAIT! THE GOBLET OF FIRE. Ya. That was definately it. Danny and his hotness.
The last song you listened to?: Listening to Rent.
The last book you read?: Let’s see…was it…Catcher in the Rye…ew.
The last thing you ate?: Ur mom. NO! CHOXIE. Emlyn and I are obsessed.
The last thing you drank?: Water
The last scent you smelled?: My…hair.
The last dessert you ate?: CHOXIE. Ha. And that cake for Jmo’s birthday.
The last thing you fell over?: Fell over? My feet.
The last picture you took?: AH. The 400 pictures we took last night.
The last person you kissed?: Emlyn.
The last person you hugged?: Emlyn. Or…jeremy.
The last person you talked to?: Emlyn. AH Scary.
The last person who made you cry?: Me? Or some stupid boy.
The last person who made you laugh?: Emlyn. Teehee.
The last person you saw?: Emlyn. Wow. This is sad.
The last person you dated?: …Rob…
The last person you loved?: Dan
The last person who spent time with you?: Uh…friends? Emlyn?
The last person you hated?: I’d have to say Campbell. Or just girls.
The last person you loved?: Didn’t we already establish this?
The last person who was mean to you?: HEH. Campbell Stevenson.
The last person who was nice to you?: I can’t say it……Emlyn.
The last time you ate?: Now
The last time you slept?: All day haha.
The last time you used the bathroom?: Duno
The last time you cried?: Probably like 5 minutes ago.
The last time you laughed?: Like…5 minutes ago.
The last time you hurt yourself?: Um…right now?
The last time that you read?: That sentance
The last time that you listened to a CD all the way through? Right…now.
The last time you spent a night over at someone else’s house?: like…now.
The last time you spent with a friend?: Um…last night?
The last time you did drugs?: Last night.
The last time you cursed?: Like…5 minutes ago…
The last time you prayed?: Like 8 years ago.
The last time you wished you were dead?: Never
The last time you wished someone else was dead?: Teehee. No comment.
The last time that you wanted more time to do something in?: AH. EVERY. MINUTE. I NEED MORE TIME.
The last time you wished you didn’t have to end something?: Last night? Haha this is so dumb
The last time you played a videogame?: Like this weekend
The last time you watched TV?: Like 5 minutes ago
The last time you wrote something down on paper?: Um…like 5 minutes ago?
The last time you smiled?: 5 FUCKING MINUTES AGO.
The last time you were truly happy?: Oh. Well. I don’t know.
The last time that you were sad?: Uh…duno.
The last time you told someone that you loved them?: Probably like 5 minutes ago.
The last time you talked on the phone?: Like 5 minutes ago.
The last time you posted on an internet forum?: Forum? Not in…forever.
The last time you sent an email?: E-mail sucks.
The last time you used IM programs to talk to someone?: Right now.
The last time you updated your blog/webpage/livejournal/etc.?: Right…now.
The last time that you sat and thought about your life?: Right…now.
The last time in which you declared “I hate you!”?: Campbell.
The last time you downloaded something off the internet?: Like…now.
The last time you took a survey?: NOW SHUT UP.
Wow. That was the worst survey ever.